@funnyordie: Detectives Ellen Page and Kate Mara came by today to help us solve some crimes.
Every Character I Love: Jessica Day (New Girl)
“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!”
Shay × Dawson
You don’t get to have an opinion about my pathetic forays into internet dating.
“You can live your whole life not realizing that what you’re looking for is right in front of you.” - One Day.